Well...the roamer instinct in me has never rested me at ease..I always hang around to places ...just anywhere and everywhere,,with or without purpose...............and in the course autos are what i choose for most of the commutation....Among the ones I mention are those of Lko,Hyderabad and Jhansi.......Now what does that mean now...Do I get a crush on the auto-walas or am I a transport-agent or so.......No ! plzzz dont intrude such ideas in your mind........just read this.....I beg your pardon this gets long enough!
NAAGIN*****
Do these 5 stars over the title force you to think of the remake of the hit 90's film of "shridevi-rishi kapoor"..yes ! yes! amrish puri ..the villain!...Now the script goes hereby...............
Light!!! Action !!!! camera!!!!!!! YO!!! An ordinary auto-driver....from a small village of uttar pradesh.. young ,,dynamic.... dreams in his eyes....terror in his voice... worked hard ....day n night wished to earn a taxi of his own...and then ride back to his village....""ma -baapu!! gaadi laya hun..... haan bapu!! ab tum ganne ke kheiton tak paidal nahin jaoge....nahin maa!! tu bhi bailgaadi se maike nahin jayegi...haan ma!! tera beta tujhe apni apni gaadi pe bithaiga!! main hoon naa!!"....dreaming so he waved his hand on his hair like Shahrukh of Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman! but..... destiny had its own plans! One day he saw a girl...... ...his young heart knew no bound...understood no barrier.....floated over the air (smoke) of..............petrol i guess!!nadaaan bhool gaya tha k petrol ki keemat mehngi pad sakti hai! He went to the girl.....clad in jeans out a college gate was the lady in her sweet voice.."Bhaiya ....sadar chaloge??" Lost in admiration....he said"Madamji ....aap jahaan kahengi ..le chalunga"...The girl smiled and sat in the auto.....Ahh!! fir kya tha!!Never was he so happy ...he just flew his auto full speed ...bole toh!! ekdum rapchik style!...properly setting his hair in the rear mirror.............took a shy look at the girl and thought of stuffs like:: Red roses...filmi songs ..mithun daa dance..."I am a street dancer! oao oaoo!!..." And on reaching sadar..he refused to take the fare.."Nahin madamji aapse nahin...."Surprised was the girl .."Arre nahin!! le lo bhaiya.." Terrified to hear "bhaiya" again.....he took the money and wrapped it in his hankerchief carefully.. ..kept staring at the lady until she faded... Restless was his heart since then.. He lingered around the college-campus .... and the girls' hostel in search of the girl...And after a hard work of around two months ...he got to know her name: Richa!..... ah!the queen of his heart! drove dozen times a day in the campus to see the girl................ And one day ..he gathered all courage to propose her!!! Brave was his soul indeed! What do you think happened then??..slap/smile ..whatttt????? ...Neither of the two happened!She just stared and moved on............ Perplexed ...he murmured..."She loves me-she loves me not!..Yes-No...Yes-No.."...and he went mad...madder. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..The story does not end here..but .......did i mention that it is a real story??? yes!!...The girl had been the former final year student of our college....yes she is no more in the college...Initially unaware of this he ran his auto numerous times in search of the girl...annoyed by his irritating ..terrible horn tone..girls called him naagin*...(I wonder why he chose to....did he find her a she-snake who would follow the beeen???) Presently he is the appointed as the guard at the main gate of the college..I dont know who the hell handed him the job!People say he sits on his chair staring at the highway in the anticipation if one day she happens to come to the college....he can meet her...speak out his feelings to her!! .....
But the point is.....
Why would the girl come back?? ...
for HIM????????????????????????????
ah!!!! a thousand question marks would be UN-enough to show the awkwardness of this fact!
What is this love?????? ...an illusion anyway!!
but for the naagin*...love is no worse than poison...
slowly but surely it kills him!
Light!!! Action !!!! camera!!!!!!! YO!!! An ordinary auto-driver....from a small village of uttar pradesh.. young ,,dynamic.... dreams in his eyes....terror in his voice... worked hard ....day n night wished to earn a taxi of his own...and then ride back to his village....""ma -baapu!! gaadi laya hun..... haan bapu!! ab tum ganne ke kheiton tak paidal nahin jaoge....nahin maa!! tu bhi bailgaadi se maike nahin jayegi...haan ma!! tera beta tujhe apni apni gaadi pe bithaiga!! main hoon naa!!"....dreaming so he waved his hand on his hair like Shahrukh of Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman! but..... destiny had its own plans! One day he saw a girl...... ...his young heart knew no bound...understood no barrier.....floated over the air (smoke) of..............petrol i guess!!nadaaan bhool gaya tha k petrol ki keemat mehngi pad sakti hai! He went to the girl.....clad in jeans out a college gate was the lady in her sweet voice.."Bhaiya ....sadar chaloge??" Lost in admiration....he said"Madamji ....aap jahaan kahengi ..le chalunga"...The girl smiled and sat in the auto.....Ahh!! fir kya tha!!Never was he so happy ...he just flew his auto full speed ...bole toh!! ekdum rapchik style!...properly setting his hair in the rear mirror.............took a shy look at the girl and thought of stuffs like:: Red roses...filmi songs ..mithun daa dance..."I am a street dancer! oao oaoo!!..." And on reaching sadar..he refused to take the fare.."Nahin madamji aapse nahin...."Surprised was the girl .."Arre nahin!! le lo bhaiya.." Terrified to hear "bhaiya" again.....he took the money and wrapped it in his hankerchief carefully.. ..kept staring at the lady until she faded... Restless was his heart since then.. He lingered around the college-campus .... and the girls' hostel in search of the girl...And after a hard work of around two months ...he got to know her name: Richa!..... ah!the queen of his heart! drove dozen times a day in the campus to see the girl................ And one day ..he gathered all courage to propose her!!! Brave was his soul indeed! What do you think happened then??..slap/smile ..whatttt????? ...Neither of the two happened!She just stared and moved on............ Perplexed ...he murmured..."She loves me-she loves me not!..Yes-No...Yes-No.."...and he went mad...madder. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..The story does not end here..but .......did i mention that it is a real story??? yes!!...The girl had been the former final year student of our college....yes she is no more in the college...Initially unaware of this he ran his auto numerous times in search of the girl...annoyed by his irritating ..terrible horn tone..girls called him naagin*...(I wonder why he chose to....did he find her a she-snake who would follow the beeen???) Presently he is the appointed as the guard at the main gate of the college..I dont know who the hell handed him the job!People say he sits on his chair staring at the highway in the anticipation if one day she happens to come to the college....he can meet her...speak out his feelings to her!! .....
But the point is.....
Why would the girl come back?? ...
for HIM????????????????????????????
ah!!!! a thousand question marks would be UN-enough to show the awkwardness of this fact!
What is this love?????? ...an illusion anyway!!
but for the naagin*...love is no worse than poison...
slowly but surely it kills him!
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Welcome to realistaan. Here, a single female traveler is a CHANCE for our ever-so-ready-to-help men. Remember the "ladki ka AC se kya matlab" from jab we met??
ReplyDeleteWe try to avoid it by travelling at more expensive fairs thinking that will save us the BS but no. If only education and money were a guarantee to compassion and respect!