God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. thats true to me ..I guess!

aaj-kal

The 'love aajkal ' song "aja dil jaaniya " currently topping themusic charts is taken from an old punjabi song "kadi te has bol we" ..When I first saw it at the promos..it reminded me of something I'd heard in the past.. via some punjabi parjayis. I wanted to share the same with you all as well !

freestyle!

Hallo people ! this is a random post ...nothing in context to anything ,no purpose ,no idea..just freestyle bindas..It is a template of all what my baseless khurafati mind uttered to me at this moment .
No clue of what it has turned out to be...I guess its all about what iv discovered of late !..some 2-3 months i guess..ya fir even older than that.


I've analysed that your veranda moneyplants grow faster when you water them with Aquaguard filtered water !

*If the sound alert in gmail is left on for long , u' ll hear it even in ur sleep..

I have been on a deleting spree, I deleted all profiles made in college days Hi5 and the like,


You feel guilty when you guide someone a long route..n feel smart to show them with the short cuts.

Your opposite gender friends tend to be unexpectedly caring and helpful at times !

Iv been of late counting my spam mails..I even read them..I wonder what drives me be so self-assaulting!

Adding Nestle's chocoquick to milk and freezing it will not result in a chocolate icecream.

Brett Lee's golden hair will always be the best.

Slumdog's Ring ring ringa sounds better with earphones.

Chain letters will continue , ignore them, delete them , but ur mail id will always get them.

*ZooZoo's are nice advertisements .The hoardings catch ur attention frm distance !

*All that glitters is not gold, but all that glitters on Bappi Da is gold.

Tulsi kumar,hemish reshamiya's shishya !(ya! that janabe janiya gal !standing adjacent to udita!) has her album on the floor...Shes small n sexy ..dances well !

You tan yourselves in the sun..wait for an 11 no bus..None comes ...you are tired ..decide to pick an auto..payng him double...afta a a while you see the 11 n no. overtaking the auto. !

I was very* cool in school..Im just cool now !

*When u r giving ur boards, everyone wanna be sure u r studying and everyone wanna know ur marks, when u r at a 'marriageable' age everyone wanna know 'why u r single'.

"beta padhai likhai sahi chal rahi hai ?" the most common question ,when neighbourhood uncle-aunties get hold of you .

Even more !they tell your parents .. aapki beti toh lambi ho gayi hai ! aur bilkul badal si gayi hai ! kya baat hai bhai ..maajra kya hai !!...excuse me for this ..madam ..I really have no clue how my chromosomes.........


If u dont find a guy by the time u r 29, there will be fears of u missing the bus.

Many gals pick up boyfrenz for restaurants +outings +movies +shopping .

Whenever you go to a social gathering..u feel like everyone is looking at you...nah ! dsnt mean u may alwayz look gorgeuos..I guess they try to identify you often!

CHOCOLATE ..THE BITTER ,THE BETTER !

coffee is such a good beverage !

Vh1 will only play their selected few songs and god forbid if ur fav song ever comes, people will call u or mom wud ve the most important issue to be discussed right then.

Bhaiya ,,,use this genuine-elegant tool against any long queue..it be for forms ,ATM or with an auto wala!

*I am attention seeking but my punctuality doesnt help it,when I arrive there is no one to appreciate it.

I wonder how people manage to stay happy all the time..What strikes them to carry a smile always !

The American idol ..David Archuleta...I feel like marrying him,He's such a good singer !

There is nothing on TV , no news no music nothing only blah bluh blah bluh.

I have a latest crush on some fifa cup football players...wont disclose any ...am possessive,in case of choices even !

*Aerated drinks taste best in the afternoon.

"Main billi hun kya?"
..this dialogue has become old enough to be effective when your dad stands with a glass of milk in hand .

thats it !
Pick no generalisation or prejudice out of this..
its just an easy-go post like the many of ma blog !

till we see next .
be easy !
be cool !

with regards !
astha:)

Tracks !

Had a glance at the railway interim budget(2009-10) ! Ya..its substantial ! Laloo,the darling of Indian media,has always enjoyed media headlines in the last few years.The decision to glue to the basics witnessed Laloo delivering management lectures at Howard Business School in London,followed by IIM Ahmedabad and many others in the league.During the UPA reign Laaloo never forgot to pat him for having registered the never before profit for rail ministry.I would say..he is true indeed!If we see last five rail budgets,Laloo's unique selling proposition has remained 'Say no to rail fair hike' !No wonder,railway ministry was the first to implement the recommendations of Central Sixth Pay Commission for its employees!Railway stands unparallel in terms of number of the employment it provides.
Also, to mention !the Indian Railway-*tracks have added new feather in nation's pride after getting recognition for its 4th railway site,Kalka Shimla Mountain Railway as "World Heritage Site"! Hmm.. Laloo prasad Yadav! the surname being mine..I can guess people relating me to him ??:):)haha ..Well ma family has much been into politics.If I move 8-10 yrs back... OK !!lemme frame this out!  
Parties and get-togethers organised for mantrijis n netajis with their fellows,ambassadors,red blue lights,body guards n chelas... all purposes of meetings and discussions! Linked and cross - linked ..chained political - social networks and affairs . The grand courtyard ..men sitting on the marble,under the huge neem ..talking of all stuffs ..ye party aisi,wo neita waisa,iski bahumat,uska vote, kaun sa candidate ..kitne vote..parche mohar ,,prachar-paisa ,public-janta ...shamiyana,mikes,stages..............people strateging their ideas ,plotting methods ,analysing rivalries etc etc..And Me , as a kid ..everytime I pass around the track*...I'm intoduced to ....."Inse mamaste karo beta !"rolled over like football in laps of people who finger-print on your cheek just to check its elasticity !"Eee..hatto ! nai !" ..I used to run away ! Mahindras,bikes,ambassadors ,gallons of tea-water ..nashta -snack all in -out !!In the scene..dozens of surrounding people! ...Ma, like a genuine north Indian bahu,late night cooking bundles of kachaudis n all for them all..who even kept on delaying wih their never-concluded affairs moving along! Me..like a naughty,stubborn-spoilt child roaming through the cross-sections of the home..everytime annoying ma with my stupid " Hi ma!! hallo ma!!",,even more like "Motu Uncle likes it...its his favourite !' and on the other side as well,"Baba ! who's your best friend among them all?"...so on and on !! And now..even afta so many years,though certified as a citizen,yet Iv never voted ! And even if ..... I may wonder "who to vote?"What if I flag along with my family's track???...and for a choice..Priyanka Gandhi ,my role model?:):) hehe!!Well ,for her I'd say ..she's really campaigning aggressively advocating Rahul Gandhi's genuiness and the building up of a young nation! However it is to be wondered if the Gaandhians can stretch their influence outside Amethi n Raibereily as well!Also ,in this scenario,bollywood stars sharing their cake in the elections .Now while Sanjay Dutt is forbidden to stand from LKO,lets see what Nafisa Ali has! I hope Hema-Malini,this time doesnt start her basanti* stuff during any manifestation .I wonder what people do ! ask votes for just anything n everything!I like Salmaan Khan's attitude here..who's been campaigning for all parties,it be NCP,BJP or Congress ! all at the same time !!kuch bhi kaho ! banda hai bhot mast ..n he's still so young !! :):) .he he ..all this I say in context with the pre-mentioned concept of the young - nation ..My special(late:))accolades to the Indian hockey team for the Azlan Shah cup,winning handsomely (3-1) against Malaysia in front of Malaysian crowd ..after a track* of 14 yrs ... rough patch n controversies behind the success! hmm good work boyz !!keep winning !  
Jai Ho !!
watch the jai-ho video track * @ Nicol ..
till then,  
baila-baila!!
I mean bye-bye:) astha

Journey

Hi frenz ! returned frm home ! had a f9 journey up contrary to the one down !Yet I wont say it was bad although . SKG's extra classes saturday early morning till 10:15(2&1/2 hrs) deadlocked the brain completely venting only the pune-LKO Superfast ! (was right time!) With a wierd idea of going home ,Id packed up before class.No-one of course ! was to accompany me to such a mis-scheduled trip,n that too 11:00 A.M. train ! College at one end..at the KNP highway and station at the other ..time to cross 1+ hr. ! and me catching the train after d classes seemed impossible ! But ...... So what did I think of myself? Extra smart ya over smart? I guess I needed more options to answer the same ! I ran with the bag+ laptop handling ppl the keys..thru the hostel gate with guard bhaiya"" Arre ! Entry !!" and me .." HO gai bhaiya !!"(the ppl later did that ! ) Chasing the hot sun; no auto in the scene ,dialled the guard at the central gate for an auto checking watch everytime..all through the 1&1/2 km......dead and dried ! " Achcha !! aapne hee......nahin! koi auto nahin !" I marched furthur...no auto ! the ones appeared had no scope ! I was tired walking ! 10:40 already !,I had to ....home..my nani's operation ! was awaiting an auto ! needed helicopter but ! .......... And just then ! a bike slowed down near me ! I could nothing but blankly stare at him , the Uncleji ! my instant reaction :
"" Ji... aap kahan ja re ?"
" Uncle: " main jhansi ...jhansi ja raha hoon main"...now what kinda reply was that? jhansi mey rehke jhansi ja ra hoon?anyway ...  
Me: " ji main bhot der se yahan khadi hoon..meri train hai 11:10 pe chali jayegi..aap plz mujhe station tak....i urgently need to..."...I bla'd out hastily sounding as bechari as i could ! He took his time(Oh no !..I was like jaldi haan bolo yaar ! )
Uncle:'"college se aa rahi ho...chalo achcha baitho !"
Relieved ! though not at the watch sight I sat managing the lappy n the bag ! He tturned out to be an OK driver .I was like 30 mins ! tough task !! C'mon roadie ! felt like start/stop watching him ..but didn't out of courtesy ! Wondering if I could catch the train !...while counting trees,dividers & speed breakers + the traffic jam ...which no aauto could ever have...... ! I felt like patting him....I did not ! felt like thanking him..I did not ! sitting on bike ....@ boyfriend , a generous brother or any other ...such thoughts had their share of time till it got closer .Felt uneasy with the shrinking time..(11:10 already !)...n damn his phone calls ! slowing the velocity . Even he started glaring at the watch ...n finally could say ,
"Aap shayad der se nikali thi ....'
me: " Arre wo kya hai na ke."................. the only talk between us !!

At last ! the station ! (@ 11:15) I wonder if he was feeling proud of himself ! ...
" Aap auto se itni jaldi nahin aa pati....."
and then !!! " Suno !! apna Number....."
  I had no time to even lie ! I smiled + thanked + ran!!....slowed a bit only to see the expected time (11:20)...then over the bridge .."the PUNE-LKO is arriving shortly at....'
so I had time to breathe ! I clutched TC for the tickets..I didnt have it ..and ma goodness!! he ticketed me for a sleeper S9 with absolutely no fair !! not even general !...no extra money ! nothing !! @ his act of kindness!! I confirmed again...he said no! I really had no clue to what had happened until when it horned ..ppl shuffled and TC disappeared ! I got into and could well guess the waiting list !
Me trying to settle ..amidst the akeli -ladki nonsense ...fokat mey ppl offering you seats and tutoring you.." Aap yahan samaan rakhiye..wahaan rakh dijiye !..laiye main ......! ..grinning like monkeys ...Bloody heck !! what is to you man!!!let my luggage go to hell ! Why dont you just shut-up and sit-down??Better help others who may need it..I can do it myself ! Trying to be extra familiar ,staring-scanning you like hell ! such things even more annoy you when you are not even a pinch of Aishwarya Rai ! I took my things and generalising that everywhere it would be the same ..walked off to the entrance !What could I do now ?? ofcourse nothing !!placed bags somewhere with ma head approaching the charger point ;seeking appeasation from the business magazine ..I was holding ! couldnt much stand along ! moved in the very first compartment and a lady ........to let me carry on with the magazine... Nothing eventful through out xcept the entry of two cool passengers at the further station who were quite entertaining ! Bhai came to receive me I was expecting him as usual .."Tum fir aa gayi ! abhi toh gayi thi !!tumhare college mey kuch padhai-vadhai nahin hoti ?"....Nah ! he didnt ..instead he smiled " late ho gayi yaar train toh !!" and then bike again !! ha ha ha ...I like it ..I also like the way to gomtinagar ...I like home n I like ma granny....I bent against the bed to touch her feet,the operationed leg..no ! I did not like that. at LKO ,twice to ganj.. to a friend..and roamed @ fun mall  .had invited some CE frenz for lunch who' d c ome to LKO for a course !

thats it ...
regards ,
astha

Treat !

treat ! again? :} yeah...The season of ma bday treat has not yet ended.I hope with this round,it would end the series..It being a holiday..people getting ideas to go out..and the reason could have been no better than astha's ..the logic behind the delay,the exams ,the sports+cultural+tech fests fir unka ghar jana.I think what motivates people to ask for treats is that they get it everytime,it be seniors,frenz..or any other.So I took them @ movie.Not again? hahaha !! na its a restaurant !ya I took them for lunch..In the route after the paanipuri n juice!At the restaurant we 5 of us sat at the centre table and departed afta eating to heart's content- Chilli-paneer,stuffed tomato,paneer kofte,pineapple rayta.. Acquarians are real social people.All know you wherever you go,large friend circle owing to your easy casual nature and this is how treats follow even afta months.:):)So from there I headed to the ATM .I had to :) dats it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Went for the next round of the literary event afta GD,ma question.."Astha! your question is like ..u've started smoking after coming to the engineering college..n your parents come to know about i..how would you.....with them?" The first bubble that appeared on ma head was"ailaa sutta!!" yeah ! that was errr realistic question ! 30 sec..for thinking n 1 minute to speak ..ur time starts now! " well i think..Ma entering into smoking can be attributed to the factors:

• The company I'm into....the people who influence me.
• and secondly my own diversion to it,if I myself choose to smoke.

I'll enter this into the minds of ma parents that their values,their sanskaars are always with me..and stuffs like smoking n drinking are too minor to delude it..its just a matter of chance that I took it up..its merely one of the many just-trying out things one could opt for while being in an engineering college.It wont hamper me any kinda....and surely for its consequences I would quit it ."

Time up!!

The last words were to be brooded over..:)..:}

1 sec...wait!!! I havent smoked for a year !

I have an idea that one must always smoke in company but I dnt have any logic for the same.

anyway ..watched movies since then !serendipity n bandidas now,bandidas ..mast movie..!

ok bye ..

gotto wake up for an early clas 2 mrw.

good nite !

astha.

TIME-WASTE

I really feel I'm the most vella person in the whole world....... Whole day ended..and just wasted it all!! did not study anything..gotta do a lot at the C,c++,Java..etc etc.+ the acads of past years....this feb..the only grace time..And here I am not started anything while ma frenzs are all .......... Ist year results out...even ours wud be till the week I guess!Lucky 7 is what I......... khair...gotta work at some study stuffs.....please excuse.....I know you would!! unlike them who worry always the innocent students like me! see you .. astha